I awoke this morning at like, 5:00 because I heard my dad's alarm clock from across the hall, even though my door was closed. 

Anyways, as I was recovering from this rude awakening, a most peculiar sentence was running though my head.

In my half awake delirium I hastily scribbled it upon a piece of paper next to my bed...I have even more awful penmanship when I'm tired...anyways, the sentence I scribbled was this:

"I'm here wondering why you called him a short yellow man."

So, there you have it...tada...

With utmost sincerity, 

Kaitlin R.